Sparkle! Nosh! Pose!

Objets d’Envy hosts its Sparkle! Nosh! Pose! (really?!) event at Province on Thursday, April 21st. Check out their jewelry, sip on pink drinks (Pepto-Bismopolitans?), gorge on appetizers and take pictures that you're going to hate later on because your "eyebrows look too fat". You know what really kills me? That dumb pouty lip/duck face pose that all the women are doing now. There's nothing sexy about looking like a platypus!

Objets d'Envy - Sparkle! Nosh! Pose!
Thursday, April 21st | 5:30 PM - 7:30 PM
Province | 161 N. Jefferson St

RSVP to kirsten@objetsdenvy.com