After Work Rum Series

I haven't been to Bottom Lounge but I'm certainly willing to check it out if they're serving free cocktails with Appleton rum and a buffet of spicy Jamaican food! Lord ha' mercy!

After Work Rum Series w/ DJ Chuck Wren
Friday, July 1 | 5 - 9 PM
Bottom Lounge | 1375 W Lake St

No RSVP required

More Info: http://www.bottomlounge.com/shows/after-work-rum-series-dj-chuck-wren

CS Interiors July Issue Launch

CS Interiors and Room & Board invite you to the Launch of the CS Interiors July Issue on Thursday, July 14th. This event is going to be BANANAS! Complimentary organic sangria and hors d'oeuvres will be provided for all you greenies. Personally, I like my sangria with EXTRA pesticides. Did I mention Greg Benson from Loll designs will be there? The last time I partied with Greg I woke up with a nipple ring with a wi-fi connection that sends its own Tweets (twitter.com/reallynippy)! Somehow it has more followers than my normal Twitter profile (twitter.com/ithuglife)!

CS Interiors July Issue Launch
Thursday, July 14 | 6 - 8 PM
Room & Board
55 E. Ohio - Third Floor | Outdoor Area

RSVP by 7/13 to rsvpchicago@modernluxury.com

Mercadito - Takeover Tuesdays

Complimentary food and signature cocktails at Mercadito with RSVP? What are you waiting for?!

Suite 7D

It's time for a new Cheeky event! CheekyChicago and Seven Daughters Wine are teaming up to bring you Suite 7D on Thursday, July 7th. Now read the flyer (click to enlarge) and see if you understand what this event is about because I sure in the hell couldn't figure it out. It doesn't matter to me because I'm just there for the wine! There used to be a time when I would only get drunk on Hennessy, vodka from a plastic bottle,  or 4SoCo (4Loko mixed with Southern Comfort). But now I gets classy drunk with Seven Daughters (with a sprinkle of moonshine)!

Suite 7D
Thursday, July 7 | 7 - 9 PM
The Aeree Loft | 1520 W. Fulton

RSVP at http://www.cheekychicago.com/rsvp/

Cabo Wabo Tequila Tasting

Head over to Blue Agave Tequila Bar and Restaurant TONIGHT to sample a margarita made with Cabo Wabo Tequila! I wonder if they'll let you sample a full glass or merely give you a serving size fit for a dixie cup. Are they expecting me to sample liquor and then purchase a drink? Riiight. I guess I should also pay for all the grapes, pastries, cereal and yogurt (I bring my own spoon) that I eat in the grocery store before I get in the checkout line, huh? Not gonna happen, buddy.

Cabo Wabo Tequila Tasting
Thursday, June 23 | 7 - 9 PM
Blue Agave Restaurant
1050 N State Street

Hot Hollywood Chicago

Us Weekly is giving you nobodies a chance to party like celebrites at its Hot Hollywood Chicago party at EPIC on Wednesday June 29th! Complimentary cocktails and hors d'oeuvres will be served along with tons of cocaine in the restrooms. Afterwards you can drunkenly hop in a platinum Maserati and run over a paparazzo or two. Don't worry, police officers will be on stand-by to give you a slap on the wrist. RSVP and get ready to party like a rockstar!

Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Chicago
Wednesday, June 29 | 7 - 10 PM
EPIC | 112 W. Hubbard

RSVP via USRSVP@usmagazine.com

AMC Gold Tickets

You can purchase a 4-Pack of AMC Gold Experience Tickets for only $30 (+$4.50 service fee) through GoldStar. Click the link below to register (just enter your email address and zip code) and you're in! AMC Gold Tickets allow you to see any movie at any time at an AMC, Loews, Cineplex Odeon, Magic Johnson, Star or Showplace (not Kerasotes Showplace ICON) theater for significantly less than you would pay at the box office. This deal is only available TODAY (6/22/11) so don't hesitate to take advantage!

Click Here to Buy This Deal!

Rum Tasting at Province

Province is hosting a free rum tasting on Wednesday, June 29th, featuring the world-renowned Ron Zacapa portfolio. Guests will also have a chance to munch on appetizers from the Province kitchen. If this event isn't classy enough for you feel free to check out the Arby's located in the nearby Ogilvie Transportation Center!

Province Rum Tasting
Wednesday, June 29 | 6 - 8 PM
Province | 161 N. Jefferson St.

No RSVP required

Smirnoff Flavors Launch

The Smirnoff Flavors Launch is happening on the Roof Deck of Sully's House on Thursday, June 23rd. A Smirnoff cocktail sample tasting will take place from 7 - 8:30 PM and Smirnoff drink specials are only $4! If the weather holds up this might be a good one to check out. If the weather sucks, you should still go and drink until it doesn't matter. That's how I make it through other people's graduations and children's birthday parties.

Smirnoff Flavors Launch on Sully's Roof Deck
Thursday, June 23 | 7 - 8:30 PM
Sully's House
1501 N. Dayton

No RSVP Necessary

The Artisan Series

The Artisan Series, sponsored by Uptown Magazine & Bombay Sapphire, is taking place on Wednesday, June 22nd at District. This event includes a hosted cocktail reception and passed appetizers from 7 - 8:30 p.m. Attendees will have a chance to win a trip to the "Art for Life" benefit at Russell Simmons' East Hampton estate this summer. Mr. Simmons will showcase his latest exhibit, consisting of oil paintings that he created with his anus while executing advanced yoga poses.

The Artisan Series
Wednesday, June 22 | 7 - 8:30 PM
District | 170 West Ontario Street

RSVP to Chicago@Sapphireart.com