Sexy pilates studio Reform Chicago is hosting a snazzy cocktail party to celebrate its Six-Month Anniversary on Friday, May 18th. Please remember that alcohol and pilates equipment DO NOT MIX. LSD and pilates, however, complement each other surprisingly well.
Reform Chicago Studio Six-Month Anniversary
Friday, May 18, 2012 | 7 PM - 10 PM
233 W. Huron St.
No RSVP required. Go HERE for more info.
A friend and I checked out this event yesterday, and felt as welcome as Chris Brown at a battered women's shelter. It was glaringly obvious amongst the attendees, who was invited (the well-dressed young women, with physiques pristinely maintained through diet, exercise, and eating disorders) and who were the party crashers, which included me and my friend, who consumed a volume of wine equivalent to the Chile's annual wine output. Partly because of this, we were approached by a gentleman and asked to leave immediately because the event was for "clients only." We heard the owner exclaim ere we staggered out of sight, "Where did all these people come from?" But don't worry, Really Classy! I didn't reveal your identity to anyone, unlike that secret service agent a decade ago (Sorry "Val P"!)
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